Hello, dear friends and unknown various people who hopefully stumble across my pockets full of mumbles. The name, as you may know, comes from a Simon & Garfunkle song...but who really cares. It's not relevant. The point is, I'm going to write stuff, and you can read it. Let's call that a manifesto of sorts. It's a lot shorter than the Communist manifesto and probably pretty much any other manifesto that's ever been written, since it's pretty much devoid of clauses and annonated points and what not, and I don't even have a slogan for my masses of supporters to rally around--but this is it. The only letter of introduction I will ever write.